Portland Raindance at Norse Hall: Red Case Band, Riptide, Will Mentor, Gaye Fifer
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Fri Apr 25, 2025
Dance Anylists are releasing predictions of blowout growth in the raindancing sector of the contra market. Some new Morningstar research on margins points to an all-time high for dance ROI expected in the fourth weekend of April. Irrational exuberance is likely to cause contra dancing to be trading at a 78% premium. It has the potential to infect the whole dance floor.
Strategists are advising that Portland Raindance is uniqly positioned to maximize the personal exhilaration of all who add Raindance to their portfolio. Big moves are expected and the volatility will be high.
If you are disappointed in your investments in pork bellies and potash, you would do well to rebalance your basis and put both feet into Portland Raindance. It is trading today at a very reasonable price to earnings ratio. Your benefits will have you sitting pretty for the rest of the year.
Registration for this rave is now open and going fast. Your favorite partners will be there and looking to dance with you.
Cost is $185; and for dancers 30 and under 35, $100. Register on-line and pay by check, PayPal, or credit card.
111 NE 11th Av
Portland, Oregon 97232
503-972-3329